True to Form

The March has been blessed with a fine perch to watch today's games at Cavanaugh's in West Philly. I am, however, stuck next to a complete goober of a Tennessee fan decked in orange. This kid is making an ass of himself. Notably (and predictably) this Knoxville native has no idea what the hell he's talking about, whixh makes his "boom goes the dynamite"-quality shouted commentary even more humiliating. Why does the SEC even bother with basketball? Idiots.